American Advocate to Fight the Stupid F**ks of Congress

To the Esteemed Members of Congress:

I write to you today in regards to your blatant disregard to the American People who voted your pathetic and otherwise useless asses into the comfortable positions that you have held for way too long.

For the past year I have watched each of you yapping your lying mouths all over the local and national news outlets and to be quite honest, I have vomited in my mouth to many times to count. Three different times I choked on my beer and at one point I thought it was going to come out my nostrils, which mind you, burns like a son of a bitch.

Did it occur to any of you sitting up there on Capitol Hill that the American People have had just about enough of your stupid bullshit laddened speeches about Health Care, HAMP and the two wars that are going absolutely nowhere? About how you intend to help Main Street when in fact, the only thing you are concerned about is Wall Street and continuing to line your own pockets and saving your job, which I might also add, will be on the line come next election.

Here’s the thing: I don’t really give two shits if you’re a Republican or a Democrat. Far as I can see, you’re all a bunch of stupid f**ks who probably couldn’t find your own asses if someone drew a detailed map for you. But I’m sure you have no problems finding your Bank and your accounts to see if that the check you’ve received from all the lobbyists has cleared.

I just wanted to let you know that I personally am starting my own lobbyist division and will be recruiting other Americans who feel the same way as I do. The difference with my division is this to put it quite simply so that your f**ked up heads may understand it, we will be lobbying against you and when I say you, I mean all of you. My dog has bigger balls then all of you up there and he’s just a regular pound puppy. Seriously, do you ever get tired of telling the same lies just on different days.

Also, that whole loan modification program, which might I say was seriously well crafted by the weasely bastard Geither that you all revere so much still has not help nearly the amount of folks that you claim it has. By the way, tell Mr. Bernake to suck my ass while you’re at it too cause I’d sure hate to leave anyone out.

Congress, your all a bunch of lying ass pukes whom I truly hope in the coming months are voted out of your nice little positions. Hell, I’d be happy to see Mary Fargin’ Poppins in office or even Homer Simpson for that matter. I’d run but unfortunately for me I have small children that require me to be home raising them in this f**ked up mess of an economy. It’s a good thing they like potatoes because it’s pretty much all we can afford these days. If I’m lucky enough to shoot a squirrel in the back yard later this week we may have stew.

Thank you so much for screwing up my life and that of my friends and family. Thanks for running the country straight into the ground. Thanks for being a bunch of dim witted idiots who are so out of touch with the reality of the American People.

Now would be the time I’d tell you all to suck my penis if I had one. Which if I could afford it, I’d have a sex change and then trot my happy ass up there on Capitol Hill and piss all over it and then tell you to suck my surgically enhanced penis.

Oh and by the way, when I gave you the finger the other day when you were in my city I wasn’t telling you I thought you were number one. In case you didn’t know it that was the universal sign for F**K YOU.

Thank you for taking the time to read this and I really do look forward to a response from any of your lame asses. Oh and the glory of this letter is, freedom of speech unless you stupid f**ks have changed that in the Constitution as well.

Sincerely and with Best Regards,
Teresa Beougher
American Advocate to Fight the Stupid F**ks of Congress