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| Written by booggs28 | ||||||||||
| Tuesday, 16 February 2010 11:35 | ||||||||||
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To the Esteemed Members of Congress: For the past year I have watched each of you yapping your lying mouths all over the local and national news outlets and to be quite honest, I have vomited in my mouth to many times to count. Three different times I choked on my beer and at one point I thought it was going to come out my nostrils, which mind you, burns like a son of a bitch. Did it occur to any of you sitting up there on Capitol Hill that the American People have had just about enough of your stupid bullshit laddened speeches about Health Care, HAMP and the two wars that are going absolutely nowhere? About how you intend to help Main Street when in fact, the only thing you are concerned about is Wall Street and continuing to line your own pockets and saving your job, which I might also add, will be on the line come next election. Here’s the thing: I don’t really give two shits if you’re a Republican or a Democrat. Far as I can see, you’re all a bunch of stupid f**ks who probably couldn’t find your own asses if someone drew a detailed map for you. But I’m sure you have no problems finding your Bank and your accounts to see if that the check you’ve received from all the lobbyists has cleared. I just wanted to let you know that I personally am starting my own lobbyist division and will be recruiting other Americans who feel the same way as I do. The difference with my division is this to put it quite simply so that your f**ked up heads may understand it, we will be lobbying against you and when I say you, I mean all of you. My dog has bigger balls then all of you up there and he’s just a regular pound puppy. Seriously, do you ever get tired of telling the same lies just on different days. Also, that whole loan modification program, which might I say was seriously well crafted by the weasely bastard Geither that you all revere so much still has not help nearly the amount of folks that you claim it has. By the way, tell Mr. Bernake to suck my ass while you’re at it too cause I’d sure hate to leave anyone out. Congress, your all a bunch of lying ass pukes whom I truly hope in the coming months are voted out of your nice little positions. Hell, I’d be happy to see Mary Fargin’ Poppins in office or even Homer Simpson for that matter. I’d run but unfortunately for me I have small children that require me to be home raising them in this f**ked up mess of an economy. It’s a good thing they like potatoes because it’s pretty much all we can afford these days. If I’m lucky enough to shoot a squirrel in the back yard later this week we may have stew. Thank you so much for screwing up my life and that of my friends and family. Thanks for running the country straight into the ground. Thanks for being a bunch of dim witted idiots who are so out of touch with the reality of the American People. Now would be the time I’d tell you all to suck my penis if I had one. Which if I could afford it, I’d have a sex change and then trot my happy ass up there on Capitol Hill and piss all over it and then tell you to suck my surgically enhanced penis. Oh and by the way, when I gave you the finger the other day when you were in my city I wasn’t telling you I thought you were number one. In case you didn’t know it that was the universal sign for F**K YOU. Thank you for taking the time to read this and I really do look forward to a response from any of your lame asses. Oh and the glory of this letter is, freedom of speech unless you stupid f**ks have changed that in the Constitution as well. Sincerely and with Best Regards,
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Thanks Fedup I appreciate your comment and yes I'm really a chick lol - I'm an over the top potty mouth trucker's daughter and I don't give two shits about someone getting offended by my vulgarity - that being said, I so wish all the tards there in congress would read this letter so that they'd truly know what the Americans think of em. I know how the show runs there on the "hill" it works the same way as the drug lords lmao - just as soon as you take one down you got another piece of shit bastard being trained in the wings to pick of the schmuck's empty seat. Its a vicious circle and your right, most that you talk to about congress look at you like you have three eyes and a horn growing outta your f**king head. I'm tired of Government, tired of Congress, tired of the lies and rhetoric ya know and I have a really bad habit of just writing whatever's on my mind at any given moment. Thanks for your comment again - I really appreciate it and a sailor's daughter is just as bad as a trucker's one LMAO - Take it easy |
Fedupwithstupidity
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... Whether your "real name" is "Teresa" or not doesn't matter to me. If it is then you're really a gutsy chick "with balls" AND I LOVE IT! You may or may not be aware of some facts I've informed people of and they become very angry upon hearing the news I impart to them; I would suggest you research what I'm about to say yourself and I encourage everyone else to do the same. In all truth, it does not matter if we vote out each member of the House of Representatives nor each Senator from every state after just one term. Once we've elected them once ~ they and their family is SET UP for the rest of their ENTIRE LIVES and WE PAY FOR IT for the rest of Our Lives! They receive Full pensions (at full salary + whatever salary increases "Congress" votes to itself yearly for the rest of their lives); they receive the same Medical insurance they had before for themselves & families [we pay for it]. Those are just the bare minimum FACTS. I actually did work "on the Hill" many years ago (when I was quite young) for over 11 years; Congress Makes the Rules/Laws for all of us good little citizens to follow -- but THEY DON'T HAVE TO OBEY THEM. Also, I worked for some very top DC Law Firms for over 12 years; attorneys usually "have a close contact" to help get them out of a jam if they screw-up badly and need to keep it on the down-low. Therefore, many of them don't always obey the laws either. Heaven knows ~ one day they, too, may want to become a Member of Congress OR perhaps a Judge OR...even better get chosen to become a Supreme Court Justice. Obviously, their "future career" couldn't be smudged by any hint of scandal, thus, the "cover-up" begins. Your letter was so "on target" and amazing. I, too, don't care if they are a Democrat or a Republican. You had me laughing so hard I was crying and I almost peed my pants. I'm thinking we should ALL "just say no more" to all of the bullshit. I'm with you, lady -- maybe this forum should try to rally everyone and let's just put our DAMN FOOT DOWN and TELL THEM..."We're not gonna take it, no, no, we're not gonna take it anymore"! (From: Queen), who our 17 yr. old daughter has recently decided "she really likes". Hell, I just found out about 6 months back that she knew who "Led Zepplin" was and she said, "Mom, they're like the very first heavy metal big band - who wouldn't love them". Perhaps she forgot Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin....I keep telling my husband that I want him to bring my old Pioneer turntable down from the attack...I've still got 5 full boxes full of original LP's. BTW, your vulgarity didn't bother me in the least...my Daddy was a Sailor during WW2....told the best "dirty jokes I've ever heard to this day" and I'm 52 and came from a family with 6 kids. Truly an awesome writing job; very well done.  |
Gerry Atric
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@pat I guess no one's ever told you to STFU? Least of all a delicate woman. By the way this site ain't PG and you're not find people who write this well at Disney. |
Pat
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Concerned Citizen Teresa, For the most part, I liked your article. What you had to say was very on target and well thought out; too bad that your credibility was diminished with your use of profanity. I was shocked to see the name “Teresa” at the end of the article. I expected a name like Billy Bob, Butch or even Mad Dog. Anyway, I’m with you 100% in your sentiments. American’s have to start paying more attention to what is going on with the government and a little less attention to mindless fluff like American Idol and frivolous sitcoms. Pat |
Lori Kelly
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... This is perfect. Very well written and I like this writer's tell it like it is style. I too am fed up with this bureaucratic crap. A career politician should be considered an oxymoron. Since the banks are one of the biggest contributors to political campaigns, the longer the politician stays in office, the more apt they are to becoming corrupt. Successive terms also lead to the politician doing nothing more during their term than working toward getting re-elected. Just think how much worse it will get since the F'd up passage of the recent Supreme Court decision allowing entities the same rights as individuals. We're screwed. |
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