Palin: Smoking Hot MILF

She's hot. There's no doubt that she's a smoking hot MILF and I'd give up all of my marital bliss for one hot steamy night with her. Who cares that she says idiotic things, is a threat to America's global reputation, and could care less about current affairs - much less know which magazines and newspapers might have that information – she reads them all dontcha know. I'd still nail her, but I wouldn't stick around to talk.

It amazed me during the election and still does today after everything we've seen and heard from her and about her, that people I know and respect are saying that she was what this country needed.

She's a breath of fresh air and has moxy and spunk. We need someone who speaks her mind and says what's she's thinking.

Even if she pretty much just says whatever she's thinking at that very moment no matter what it is? No matter how wrong it is? Is it really impressive to be asked a question in an interview, reach up your ass and wing it? With millions of people watching. Millions of people who have immediate access to the answers that you should know because you're applying for a frigging job that puts you one old geezers heart beat away from the presidency?

“I love her because she's working class.” Working class? Bullshit! She's middle class. Always has been. Just because she killed a moose, hunts wolves from an airplane, and was the first Alaskan Governor to ever pardon a turkey, that's right ever, doesn't make her a working class house wife.

A woman, okay, but a woman who holds all the "Taming of a Shrew" qualities that scare men and most sane women about women. Someone who somehow makes it acceptable to be uneducated and ill informed about the topics that are crucial to the job. Instead we almost had a VP who says things like, “when Putin rears his head” and “They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan.” And of course, “I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't.”

She lost. But instead of walking away and going back home with humility and grace, like her running mate, she kept squawking. She got too close and wasn't mature enough to lose. When you're ready to win at all cost, including embarrassing yourself and everyone around you, you're going to lose.

Then she couldn't shut up. We couldn't hear enough from Sarah Palin and her clan. Mostly whining about mistreatment and David Letterman. Not to mention accusing him – or alluding to Letterman being a potential child molester.

That she's ignorant is acceptable. It's almost excusable. But she's a reminder, to me at least, of all the bitchy chicks that “Mean Girls” was written about.

Palin needs a big dose of STFU. That the media is still covering her is baffling. She's a side show. Her and the rest of her hilly billy buffoons. Even Peggy Noonan is getting tired of Sarah Palin.

Unfortunately I don't think we've heard the end of Sarah Palin.Not even a week after she announced her forthcoming resignation we has an Op-ed piece in the Washington Post once again pulling random comments out of her ass that have no basis in truth or reason. She's not even out of office and she's off to the next "look at me" escapade. As though, if she doesn't keep waving her big foam finger we're going to forget about her.

I can only hope that it's not too late to get a refund on those Palin 2012 bumper stickers. The 2012 Playmate of the year I meant. I don't even want to see her naked anymore. And that makes me sad.

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