Jan

17

The First Douche Award

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The Douche Award

Why would you leave advertisement on a site that clearly describes you as an asshole? Some douche, who calls himself “footballyears.net” has the honor of being the first person banned from the shitheadery forums. Whoever they are had to have taken the time to sign up, go through the process and leave this in their user profile:

Football
Height Gain
Skin Cream
stop smoking Patch

They were nice enough to leave an e-mail address, footballyears@yahoo.co.uk, and I was nice enough to send them this:

Dear Douchebag,

You recently signed up for the Shitheadery forums. What seem to be an advertisement is in your member name. This is not acceptable and your IP has been banned and reported. It clearly states in the short agreement that you didn’t bother to read that this is not acceptable. Not only will you be banned, but your site will now receive negative advertisement, because it is defined by shitheadery. I would suggest you read about the site you join and not be such a douche bag. For this you receive one of the awards we bestow on the forums – the one you signed up for. By the way you agreed to being berated when you signed up.

You, footballyears.net are awarded the un-coveted Douche Award wear it proudly.

We are saddened that we were not able to award you the highest honor, the Golden Turd award, but you would have to spend more time on the forums to prove your worthiness and unfortunately you’re banned.

If you are not familiar with these award you can learn more about them here: Shitheadery Awards

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