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May
31
Jihad Java
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I walked into my favorite coffee shop this morning and could feel something was wrong. It started in the parking lot. The rows of cop cars had been replaced with taxi cabs. Sitar music was permeating the air along with pungent incense. The garbled languages of dark skinned people filled the booths inside that had once been occupied by derelicts and vagrants looking for handouts or nursing hangovers.
May
30
The Price of Gas
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There really not much to say when this PICTURE of the universal symbol for gasoline says it all.
May
30
Rachel Ray is a Terrorist
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Another company pulling their ads because something was taken out of context. This time Dunkin Donuts, that Jihadist hot bed, pulled a commercial in which Rachel Ray is wearing what, to some, appears to be an Arabic keffiyeh. All the Arab men are wearing them, they look just like that, and everyone who wears them is a terrorist, or at least a terrorist sympathizer or empathizer. We know this because Michelle Malkin, of FOX News tells us so.
According to the story, her stylist picked it out for the shoot. I think we should take a closer look at this stylist, hmmmmm. Maybe there’s a little something more there. Maybe he was secretly telling all the cab drivers where to buy coffee. And yes, I’m well aware that not all cab drivers are Arab. Just the ones that watch Rachel Ray cook up her Falafel, if you know what I mean.
This is the same sort of attitude that caused freedom fries and freedom toast. I’ll bet she’s wearing sandals to match that camel skin bag too. Who gives a shit? I could care less if she was wearing a turban, carrying an AK-47, and riding a camel. She’s hot and she’s selling coffee.
May
29
Just like Jerry Falwell ranting that Katrina devastated New Orleans because of the fornicators, sodomizers, and animal rapists that we all know make up the majority of the population down there in party town, Sharon Stone without the benefit her gratuitous and renowned beaver shot also has an opinion about God, Karma, and a just Universe.
Yep, she thinks the earthquakes that killed thousands is the work of Karma.
Not only that, but she pissed off Christian Dior too. Say it ain’t so … that bitch. Now the Chinese will never reap the benefits of merchandise endorsed by a slutty celebrity.
“Due to some customer reaction we have decided to pull her image from all of the department stores and from all of China,” Christian Dior China said in a statement.
All of China? They’re pulling her image from all of China? All of them? What are horny young Chinese boys going to do now? It’s always in places like like China that the some ruins it for the other billion (give or take a million).
May
29
Nick Hogan Whines From Jail
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Nick Hogan, son of Hulk Hogan was in a car crash. He was drunk. 17-years-old. And his passenger is brain damaged and will be crippled for the rest of his life. Nick was sentenced to eight months in jail and 500 hours community service. A small price to pay for completely destroying someones life.
Here’s the full story from People Magazine. Sorry, but it seemed like the best rag to tell this story.
Here’s how a self centered celebrity family deals with this kind of tragedy:
In this clip his mom can’t believe how unfair the whole thing is:
Nick Hogan talking to mom from his jail cell
Listen to Hulk almost blame the other kid for somehow having karmically asked for it.
Hulk with Nick planning the show when he gets out
I was considering giving some awards, but he’d get two. He deserves the Whiner award and the Douche Award.
Here they are:
May
29
Girl Scout Robbery
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So a Florida girl, well on her way to becoming a hooker, was charged for stealing $164 from a 9-year-old Girl Scout. The touching part of this story is that the girl doesn’t give a shit … at all. In fact she’s pissed that she had to go through the hassle of being arrested and didn’t get to keep the money. How unfair is that? I mean even Jean Valjean got to eat his loaf of bread.
What’s great about this story is that it has everything.
Idiotic chicks: “I’m not sorry, I’m just pissed that I got caught,” the girl said.
Uneducated, entitled morons: “We went through all that effort to get it, we got all these charges and we had to give the money back. I’m kind of pissed.”
An offended mother: “They are within 10 feet of the same kid they just robbed last night and there is nothing anybody can do about it. I find that offensive.”
A happy ending in which a big corporation proves they too can make a difference: The Winn-Dixie supermarket is donating $200 to the troop.”
What a country.
May
21
The CA Saga Continues
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So this is pretty good, as the saga continues. I sent an e-mail to CA via their online form. It’s posted below. You’ll see that I was pretty specific in what I needed answers to. I’d like to point out number 2, where the solution offered by support during my first experience didn’t fix the issue and then their response (four days later) to six questions.
