Sep

8

Why I like Palin

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There are several reasons I like Palin and why I, like the Republicans, think she’ll be a great VP.

  • She’s got more executive experience than Obama. She’s also got more executive experience than McCain. The population of Wassilla is about the same size as some Colleges and Universities and Deans seem to be very nice.  Here’s another list of Mayors that may qualify.
  • Unlike Obama’s Rev. Wright, Palin’s Pastor, Larry Kroon and three churches she belongs to has a Christian Army ready for world domination.
  • She’s married to an Oil guy. She’s got the inside scoop on where all that money’s going.
  • Her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, she’s got a newborn, and we know how easy working moms have it. Now I can tell my wife, “Hey it’s not like your the VP! Now where’s my dinner?”
  • She’s not getting her face in everyone’s business and staying out of the celebrity circus. She’s refused interviews unless she has the questions before hand. Smart move. We need well thought out answers to specific questions. Not answers to questions that have been thought about.
  • She doesn’t bother us with pesky money issues, like Fannie and Freddie. When you care about the taxpayer it’s all that really matters. Not what taxes are paying for.
  • She lies about stupid things, like what time it is, or selling planes on ebay. Fiction is always more interesting than fact.
  • She’s loyal to family. Very important in America. When a State Cop divorced her sister, Palin wanted him fired. When the Public Safety Director wouldn’t fire him, Palin fired the director. I wonder if Levi (her future son-in-law) knows this? That’s loyalty.
  • She’s fiscally conservative. If you don’t count the $20 million debt she racked up as Mayor. About $3,000 per person.

But most of all I like her shrill voice. I want to hear it for at least four years.

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