The Awards

Every once in a while an action is deemed worthy of recognition.
For these actions we give awards. There’s no limit to the amount of
awards one person can get, as it’s possible to be a douche over and
over and over again, until you look like a war hero.

The Whiner Award: Given out for whining, and to people who think that they are entitled to act like a two-year-old.
The Beatch Award: Given for bitching, moaning, and complaining.
The Douche Award: Given for gross misconduct, excessive whining, and flagrant disregard for common sense and decency.
The Golden Turd: This small but savory award is a rare gem and recipients really have to earn this one.

NOTE: Future awards will be added as needed. If you don’t like this award
system you probably deserve one of them.

Posted by: The Caped Shithæder

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