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Oct
31
Biden fed on that idiot scank from a Florida station. And here he hits a tag team of idiots from a Philly station. This is a guy that can handle himself and take the heat. This is the kind of choice I’ll bet McCain wishes he made.
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Oct
29
Now Obama’s a communist too?
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The McPalin campaign started out with the terrorist rhetoric and how Obama “Pals around” with them. The unfortunate comment on our country is really that people believe that. They continue to get their opinion and beliefs from commercials - 28% do. Combine that with the people who continue to see FOX as News despite their own executives claims that it’s entertainment and not real news. Then there are the e-mails that clutter mail boxes claiming that democrats will turn us into socialists, take all of our money, and break into our home to perform homosexual acts on our living room floors while we’re trying to watch TV.
Biden’s recent interview on a Florida station where the anchor quotes Karl Marx and makes absurd assertions that Obama and Biden are trying to lead this country into the fiery pit of socialism is just one of the ridiculous claims to come out this last couple of months. Biden’s response was, in a word, priceless. His responses to the other question were proof of his experience and resolve. Answers were succinct, accurate, and intelligent. But that last one. He might as well have said, “are you fucking kidding me?”
And recently Obama made this comment:
“I’m sorry to see my opponent sink so low. Lately, he’s called me a socialist for wanting to roll back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. By the end of the week, he’ll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in Kindergarten.”
All great reactions and proof of intelligence, knowledge, and wit. The same sort of remarks that make people think you’re a intellectual smart ass prick. That’s what worries me. That this kind of retoric will be lost on those that see this sort of intelligence as a threat. What a shame.
Oct
11
This is actually how the previous post sounded before I calmed down. I’m thinking I should have stuck with this one.
To my republican friends
Listen up numb nuts,
I’m getting a little tired and frazzled by this Presidential campaign! Presidential? It’s hardly presidential.
I’ve spent the last eight years listening to you defend this administration lie, cheat, swindle, and stick it to us, the Constitution, and our rights. We’ve watched billions of dollars, military lives, and our international reputation get flushed down the shitter for this? Look at us! We’re a pathetic laughing stock to the rest of the world and there’s no real end in site.
I’ve never taken a party stance with you or attacked you personally, but c’mon! Really? These two jackasses are the best you can do and because of some farcical party allegiance, you’re going defend this?
Obama’s a terrorist? A Muslim? Dangerous? Are you kidding me? Do you watch the news? And don’t tell me you watch FOX. FOX is a goddamned travesty. They’re an insult to journalistic ethics and should be forced to put disclaimers on every show they air.
WARNING: This show is purely for entertainment purposes and ridicules the American public. Do not watch this show if you are intellectually impaired as it may cause irreparable damage to your integrity and to your common sense. If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours while watching this program immediately castrate yourself.
Oct
8
Each time I get into an argument about politics, especially at times like these, closer to elections, the more ridiculous the argument gets. And every time I feel like punching myself in the face.
They usually end up like this:
Living near Russia doesn’t qualify as foreign policy experience. Oh yeah, well Obama doesn’t have any experience.
Cindy McCain was wearing $300, 000 worth of stuff at the RMC and they own seven, no eight houses. The Obama’s went to hoity-toity Ivy League schools. Oh yeah, well McCain’s father was an Admiral.
Biden Takes the train to work. Palin rides a snowmobile and shoots wolves from airplanes.
Who cares? And how is that an argument? It’s a Monty Python skit for Pete’s sake.
Can someone please argue the friggin’ point? Can You please tell me how one candidate is qualified for the office they’re running for without mentioning any of the other ones?
I’ve made it pretty clear on this blog and to people around me that I’m not a member of any party. I’m basically a left-wing conservative and right-wing liberal. I don’t get wrapped up in any particular issue and I can’t support a single party 100% of the time. I’m not that loyal or that lazy.
But when the shitheadery is so blatant that I’m physically affected, it ends up here.
I don’t claim to be a pundit, I’m no economic expert, and I’m not an expert in human behavior-I’m just another douche-bag with a blog. But not being an expert doesn’t disqualify me from knowing shitheadery when it’s rammed down my throat.
If anything, I’m a what-the-fuck-ist.
The purpose of this site and this blog has always been to discuss shitheadery, where ever it is. As it happens, the majority of the stupid shit that’s going on right now is coming from one particular party and that, for now, has led to much of this being dedicated to politics.
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Oct
6
SNL scores another one
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I haven’t been too happy with SNL in general, and I can’t say I’m laughing my balls off that much these days. But they’ve done a good job with Palin and even with Biden this time. But then again with those two there’s not a lot of comedy writing required to come up with a good and accurate skit.
Oct
4
On Thursday night, Sen. Biden said this:
Vice President Cheney has been the most dangerous vice president we’ve had probably in American history. The idea he doesn’t realize that Article I of the Constitution defines the role of the vice president of the United States, that’s the Executive Branch. He works in the Executive Branch. He should understand that. Everyone should understand that.
And the primary role of the vice president of the United States of America is to support the president of the United States of America, give that president his or her best judgment when sought, and as vice president, to preside over the Senate, only in a time when in fact there’s a tie vote. The Constitution is explicit.
Writing on the McCain campaign blog, former Weekly Standard writer Michael Goldfarb said:
Article 1 of the Constitution does not, in fact, define the role of the Vice President of the United States. It defines the role of the legislative branch, otherwise known as the branch in which Joe Biden has served for the last 36 years.
Article 1, Section 3 of the United States Constitution:
The Vice President of the United States shall be President of the Senate, but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.
Do they know this shit is actually written down somewhere?
Oct
2
Not much of a show
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I have to admit I’m a little disappointed that Palin didn’t fall on her face last night. I’m even more disappointed that any of the commentators gave her as much credit as they did. Her talents as a sports caster were well used last night and all I really saw was a script monkey spewing out lines she had rehearsed.
What about Afghanistan? What about it? Alaska has oil and I’m from Alaska.
What about the economy? I’m from Alaska and we have an economy.
But what about taxes? I saved tax payers in Alaska three grand. - and put a town of 5,000 people $20 Million in the hole.
