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Oct
1
Palin v Biden count down
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Holy shit I can’t wait. We’re having cake. We had some pound cake last week. Sat and watched Obama v McCain, watching the Boner Meter on CNN, eating cake and ice cream. Tomorrow it’s chocolate cake … at least that’s what I’ve been told.
I can’t wait and I can only hope it’s going to be as fun as I hope.
Biden has a big mouth - Palin sounds like a diving hawk
Biden knows a shit load - Palin seems to know nothing
Biden has to say at least one stupid thing - Palin’s going to say plenty of stupid things.
Biden, Chairman of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations - Palin lives near Russia
Biden has travelled out of the country - Palin hasn’t even been to Epcot
Biden, Chairman of the Senate Committee on the Judiciary - Palin can’t name a Supreme Court ruling.
I could go on all night.
Word has it she’s pretty good at debates, though she’s catty and on the attack. Making snide remarks and being sarcastic isn’t necessarily a debating skill. I consider that hobby.
You can play Palin Bingo as Alan suggested in a comment below, or if you’re into it I’m sure there’s more than a few drinking games.
Here’s another Palin Drone:
Oct
1
Do you read?
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Remember when Bush said he didn’t read newspapers because he had people to tell him what was going on. Remember how much we laughed that our president didn’t read the paper? Remember how unbelievable that prospect was?
Check this out …
Foreign countries don’t have magazines?
People are actually considering putting someone in office who:
- Can’t name one newspaper or magazine she’s read.
- Can only name one major supreme court decision of the last century.
- Believes man walked the earth with dinosaurs.
- Thinks a trip to Epcot is just as good as the real thing.
You get the picture?
Sep
25
But wait there’s more
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There’s actually more of the Couric interview with Palin.
Katie, I’ve been to Canadia and seen Canadia people. We used to hunt moose in Russia with Putin’s rearing head. I gave Putin head while on a trip to Russia and got the trots from a taco at Taco Belle. That’s why I’m qualified and have international experience.
I’m sorry Sarah, am I, erm, what’s the word … mocking you?
Sep
25
Katie gets a big nothing
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Well, would you look at that. Sarah Palin was let out of her protective cell and allowed to grant an interview. Granted, much as we suspected, she said absolutely nothing, repeated memorized stanzas, and evaded almost every question. At the end of the interview, she told Katie, Let me see what I can find and get back to ya.
This is not the first time we’ve seen little Sarah loose it on issues. She can defend and talk about almost anything. Hell, so can I, but I’ll bet I’ll be able to give you examples of what I’m defending and why. I swear to God I will.
