Oct
10
To my republican friends
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Hello my friends … Didja like how I started by sayin’ that? How about that? Does that sound folksy and Joe Six Packy enough?
As you know I’ve never been much for politics. I’ve not participated in many elections, much less payed attention to the happenings in Washington, D.C. I was part of the apathetic masses for a long time. I only took real interest as recently as five years ago, when the prospect of seeing the current President, who has been accurately described as a high functioning moron, take another shot at Office. He won. Again. And continued, with Cheney to systematically wipe their asses with the Constitution and Bill of Rights. I’ll spare you the details as I’m sure you’ve ignored them far too many times in the past eight years as it is.
Oct
6
Shucks
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Sarah Palin is treated so unfairly. The press is using “Gotcha” tactics - they know the difference between tactics and strategies. She makes idiotic comments about Obama “palling” around with terrorists and misquotes coffee cups. Starbucks elitist coffee no less. Then insinuates that the press is going to blast her.
Oh, the press is so unfair, mercy me, and shucks. I wish they would stop asking me those “Gotcha” questions.
This is coming from a woman, erm candidate, that won’t answer questions that are asked. Whose entire campaign thus far has been nothing but talking points and whose only tactic (or strategy) is to lie about her opposition.
Sep
15
Too Far For Rove?
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The attack campaigns have always been sleazy. Rove set the bar in bullshit ads, rumors, and smears. But when the big daddy of smears thinks you’ve gone too far, maybe the world really is ending.
