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Oct
11
This is actually how the previous post sounded before I calmed down. I’m thinking I should have stuck with this one.
To my republican friends
Listen up numb nuts,
I’m getting a little tired and frazzled by this Presidential campaign! Presidential? It’s hardly presidential.
I’ve spent the last eight years listening to you defend this administration lie, cheat, swindle, and stick it to us, the Constitution, and our rights. We’ve watched billions of dollars, military lives, and our international reputation get flushed down the shitter for this? Look at us! We’re a pathetic laughing stock to the rest of the world and there’s no real end in site.
I’ve never taken a party stance with you or attacked you personally, but c’mon! Really? These two jackasses are the best you can do and because of some farcical party allegiance, you’re going defend this?
Obama’s a terrorist? A Muslim? Dangerous? Are you kidding me? Do you watch the news? And don’t tell me you watch FOX. FOX is a goddamned travesty. They’re an insult to journalistic ethics and should be forced to put disclaimers on every show they air.
WARNING: This show is purely for entertainment purposes and ridicules the American public. Do not watch this show if you are intellectually impaired as it may cause irreparable damage to your integrity and to your common sense. If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours while watching this program immediately castrate yourself.
Oct
10
Holy shit, just like the diner episode I posted, FOX can’t handle reporting. Let’s see, reporting the news is like telling time. Someone asks you what time it is, you look at a clock, and you tell them what time it is, according to the clock. Not what you wish the time was.
Jon Stewart put together a collection. The last clip is a lot like the diner episode.
Oct
10
Hannity defends himself … poorly
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Looks like the “poopie-pants” tactic isn’t limited to my republican friends. FOX’s Hannity is into this type of argument too.
Oct
5
Does FOX actually conduct interviews or do they just let their “guest” yammer on about what ever the hell they feel like talking about? Palin went after Obama for comments (she says) he made about the war.
Here’s FOX’s idea of an interview … I don’t hear any questions:
Why didn’t the hacks at FOX ask her about her reckless comment about Pakistan? Or ask her to clarify just where and in what magazines she does get her news?
What do you think?
Jul
24
Obama - I mean Osama - no I mean Obama
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A week or so ago we were hit with a flurry of “Those crazy negros” stories. The theory being that Fox and their ilk are showing us that Black people are crazy. Michelle Malkin had a nice piece about it and was nice enough to link this site in her “See what others have said,” section. Even though I said something about gherkins and the men she’s emasculated.
The latest flurry of activity from these shitheads (shĭ-they-ds) is making the “mistake” of calling Obama, “Osama”, and in some cases even the full, “Osama Bin Laden”. You can see plenty of examples here.
The excuses are ridiculous. They sound the same yes, but there’s no relation. Even the stories are unrelated. And while I think that most news talking heads are collectively a giant steaming terd, they do talk, or at least read, for a living and I’m sure they know exactly what they’re saying. The Osama-Obama gaff seems unsettlingly purposeful.
Mass media thinks we’re idiots, and most of us are. They know that most of us have a short attention span and don’t really pay attention to anything they say and really only have a small piece of our attention for a short period of time. So while our ears are perked and listening for the nanosecond we’re actually capable of paying attention, they hit us with ludicrous crap that they hope will swim around in subconscious and surface around election time.
It’s no mistake that they’re pulling this switch-aroo. They know exactly what they’re doing and they’re manipulating their audience.
Why not find a pedophile that looks like Obama and flash his picture on the screen?
