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Oct
13
Nailin’ Palin
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Coming to a porn shop near you, hopefully before the election, the long awaited Palin sex video.
Okay, it’s not really her, doesn’t really look like her, but it’s based on her.
Okay, it’s not really based her on her. In fact it has nothing to do with her. It’s just got her name in it, sort of.
Nailin Paylin takes us on a wild journey in Alaska when Russians come knocking at Sarah’s back door. Get it? Back door? This is great stuff.
Another Larry Flynt, just in time for Christmas and the elections, miracle. I wonder if the fact they got it out so fast qualifies it as a quickie.
Looks like they found a 49-year-old porn star to play Hillary too. Yeesh, she almosts looks like the real thing. Who would want to see that? Bill didn’t even what to see that.
Oct
11
This is actually how the previous post sounded before I calmed down. I’m thinking I should have stuck with this one.
To my republican friends
Listen up numb nuts,
I’m getting a little tired and frazzled by this Presidential campaign! Presidential? It’s hardly presidential.
I’ve spent the last eight years listening to you defend this administration lie, cheat, swindle, and stick it to us, the Constitution, and our rights. We’ve watched billions of dollars, military lives, and our international reputation get flushed down the shitter for this? Look at us! We’re a pathetic laughing stock to the rest of the world and there’s no real end in site.
I’ve never taken a party stance with you or attacked you personally, but c’mon! Really? These two jackasses are the best you can do and because of some farcical party allegiance, you’re going defend this?
Obama’s a terrorist? A Muslim? Dangerous? Are you kidding me? Do you watch the news? And don’t tell me you watch FOX. FOX is a goddamned travesty. They’re an insult to journalistic ethics and should be forced to put disclaimers on every show they air.
WARNING: This show is purely for entertainment purposes and ridicules the American public. Do not watch this show if you are intellectually impaired as it may cause irreparable damage to your integrity and to your common sense. If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours while watching this program immediately castrate yourself.
Jun
8
Hillary Calls it Quits
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“Although we weren’t able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it’s got about 18 million cracks in it,” Hillary said. “And the light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time.”
Yeah, because the glass ceiling has really kept her down. She’s been so oppressed and had such a long hard road. It really has been hard for her throughout the years.
It’s been much tougher on her than say, oh let’s see, a black man maybe?
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Apr
15
Hunting Hillary
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Ah, there’s nothing like politics to bring out the hypocrite in people. I mean really bring it out. Bring it out to the point of being obvious. Bring it out in a Clinton-esque sort of way.
From the day Hillary told her story about flying into Bosnia under sniper fire, one would assume she’d be ready for intense scrutiny from that point on. I can’t listen to a thing she says without wondering what really lies beneath her cute little anecdotes.
