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Nov
21
Ugh, what a gruseome display
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This is great. Palin pardons a turkey. But only one turkey. The rest get to meet their fate. While she just rambles on .. and on … and on … and on.
Apparently oblivious to what’s going on right behind her. A lot like her speeches. I wonder if her daughter was screwing that kid on the couch while Palin watched Hannity.
Nov
14
Palin’s still pluggin away
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She won’t go away. She’s giving interviews. And the pathetic part of all this, is reporters who were snubbed bevore the election are granting the interviews.
Matt Lauer, Larry King, and Greta van Susteren all interviewed Palin this week. Lauer and van Susteren got conned into interviewing her in her kitchen, while she cooked caribou pate and some other shit. Funny how van Susteren, FOX news (big surprise) thought she had an exclusive. Does FOX understand that an exclusive means you’re the only one. Not that you’re waiting in line behind seven other people waiting to kiss her ring, or ass.
Palin also made a short speech to the RGA, during which she of course tool the time to promote herself, like the self serving cow she that she is. She snapped her spunky lips between sentences and dropped her R’s to make herself more Joe Six-Packy. She even managed to put down Tina Fey.
Maybe she should take a shot at Letterman and Leno too. Hey, maybe Oprah.
Why does the news even continue to cover this idiot? She wouldn’t talk to them before and now they’re giving her more time than I can stand.
As for the Tina Fey comment … making fun of a comedian is never a good idea. The fact that she thinks she can make snotty comments like that and not suffer the repercussions, is more proof of Palin’s amateur standing.
Nov
4
Palin’s last ditch effort
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Election eve, and Palin’s gotta keep it goin’ with her lyin’.
On a stump speech yesterday, sprinkled with references to God and Fox News - they’re both on her side and shrouded in myth.
Then she let loose the big news with, “You would be so surprised to find out what we found out, even in the last couple of days, 11th hour of this campaign, after two years,” Ms. Palin said. “Eleventh hour here, and more and more light though. Thank the Lord, more and more light is being shown on his plans!”
And what is that light? A secret audio recording you say? Just released you say? Kept hidden by liberals you say?
“You’ve got to hear this tape,” Palin said. “You’re gonna hear Obama saying it, talking about bankruptcy there in the coal industry. He’s explaining all of this to the San Francisco Chronicle.”
One man in the crowd shouted “Liberals!”
But what Liberals? Holy shit! San Fransisco liberals!
“And there must be something about San Francisco and he,” she kept going, while people laughed and cheered. And yes, her sentence ended there.
“Because it’s like I heard on Fox News today, it’s like a truth serum, where when he’s there he seems to be more candid. Remember it was there that he talking about, there you go, the bitter clingers. The cling-ons, all of us, I guess, hanging on to religion and guns.”
Fact is, there’s no secret. The interview has been on the San Francisco Chronicle’s Web site since January, when he sat down with the newspaper’s editorial board. And what Obama is saying is exactly what McCain’s been saying all along.
If the coal industry continues to pollute, they’ll be fined, and will eventually go bankrupt. Pretty clear to me.
The weird part about the speech, is that Palin continues to put down parts of the country she’s trying to lead. How is that a winning strategy? How do you alienate parts of the country as part of you plan to guide and lead?
She may as well have said, “You know those faggy liberals out there in San Fran, with their fruity wine and ass raping, hid this tape from the rest of you. They don’t think you’re smart enough to use the inter-tubes and go to their fancy Web sites and listen to the tape.
Nov
1
Palin-drones again
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Holy crap. See if this makes sense.
She makes no sense. In fact what she says, like McCain, is that they in fact are lying when they say those things on stage, in ads, and in crowds. Like McCain saying that he didn’t believe Obama is a socialist.
Hey Sarah, here’s what the next four years is going to look like:
“The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain….uhm, no sweetheart the knife goes on the right and that’s a finger bowl not a spittoon.”
It’s going to be a long four years there slappy.
And for shit’s sake. Stop using what ever name pops into your head. It Senator McCain and Senator Obama. Not Barack. Not John. Not McCain. Not Obama. Got it?
Next we’ll hear, “When grandpa and me were running for President.”
Oct
29
Not far behind Senator Stevens’ $250,000 snafu, sits Sarah Palin with her remodelling project. That was $50,000 of taxpayer money. Is there that little to do in Alaskan government that homes need this much work? I know it’s dark up there and there’s not much to do besides drink, screw, and hunt, but doesn’t Todd know how to use a saw and hammer?
It doesn’t end there though, Palin also used taxpayer money to send her kids and husband on trips. That’s another $54,000. Wow! That’s almost as much as she spent on their clothes for RNC.
Well, Stevens was convicted and looks like he’s going to continue to run, which I don’t quite understand how that’s acceptable … to anyone? The same thing confuses me about the ethics violations Palin’s been accused of. How do we accept this type of behavior from our leaders?
All this shit going on and the best they can come up with is that Obama is a Socialist?
Oct
23
Palin is a true intellectual
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“And you have to be up on not only current events, but you have to understand the foundation of the issues that you’re working on,” Palin said in an interview with People magazine. “You can’t just go on what is presented you.”
I present you with $150,000 clothes and a copy of Constitution for your perusal.
This is the same woman who said the VP is “in charge of the Senate.” At least if they so choose to be, and such as, and stuff.
Palin told the Washington Post that she’s reading a lot of briefing papers. Apparently she’s not reading the Constitution. Never has. Not even the Cliff Notes.
And a son named, “Zamboni?”
Ah yes, she must mean The Zamboni. Vladimir Zamboni the famed sociologist and philosopher. Most famous for his book, “Believe me, there’s nothing under the ice. I’ve looked.”
Oct
22
Palin’s priceless scarf
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Shopping spree at Neiman Marcus: $56, 000
Haircut and Makeup for the RNC: $8,000
Finding just the right scarf to support just any political party … priceless.
Oh, yeah … that’s right baby. It’s a Dem Donkey scarf and it says, “Vote.” There’s no mistaking what the motive behind the making of this scarf was.
I can’t wait to see how they explain this one away.
And in case you think this might be a Photoshop’d fake. Here’s the Newsweek photo.
Makes you wonder if she’s always had it or if it was part of her $150, 000 shopping spree.
