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Oct
11
Republicans will leave the country
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I just had a thought. Remember how people wanted to leave the country when Bush got elected? Actually a lot of people did leave. What if the same thing happens when Obama gets elected? Think of the people we’d get rid of?
If you go by Palin’s approval rating 36% for and 57% against - same as Bush, the most unpopular president in history, we’d rid ourselves of a large part of the country. There goes the welfare budget.
Oct
11
This is actually how the previous post sounded before I calmed down. I’m thinking I should have stuck with this one.
To my republican friends
Listen up numb nuts,
I’m getting a little tired and frazzled by this Presidential campaign! Presidential? It’s hardly presidential.
I’ve spent the last eight years listening to you defend this administration lie, cheat, swindle, and stick it to us, the Constitution, and our rights. We’ve watched billions of dollars, military lives, and our international reputation get flushed down the shitter for this? Look at us! We’re a pathetic laughing stock to the rest of the world and there’s no real end in site.
I’ve never taken a party stance with you or attacked you personally, but c’mon! Really? These two jackasses are the best you can do and because of some farcical party allegiance, you’re going defend this?
Obama’s a terrorist? A Muslim? Dangerous? Are you kidding me? Do you watch the news? And don’t tell me you watch FOX. FOX is a goddamned travesty. They’re an insult to journalistic ethics and should be forced to put disclaimers on every show they air.
WARNING: This show is purely for entertainment purposes and ridicules the American public. Do not watch this show if you are intellectually impaired as it may cause irreparable damage to your integrity and to your common sense. If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours while watching this program immediately castrate yourself.
Oct
10
To my republican friends
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Hello my friends … Didja like how I started by sayin’ that? How about that? Does that sound folksy and Joe Six Packy enough?
As you know I’ve never been much for politics. I’ve not participated in many elections, much less payed attention to the happenings in Washington, D.C. I was part of the apathetic masses for a long time. I only took real interest as recently as five years ago, when the prospect of seeing the current President, who has been accurately described as a high functioning moron, take another shot at Office. He won. Again. And continued, with Cheney to systematically wipe their asses with the Constitution and Bill of Rights. I’ll spare you the details as I’m sure you’ve ignored them far too many times in the past eight years as it is.
Sep
9
Here’s a list of the bullshit Palin has been caught with thus far. And it’s only been a couple of weeks.
