Oct
31
How is it that we have people running for office who would fake an ad and dub a video to have voters believe that their opponent is “Godless?” Elizabeth Dole (wife of Viagra popping, I refer to myself in the third person, Bob) did that in this ad.
Kay Hagan had to rebut with this one.
Who fakes ads? Who accuses people of this kind of shit? And when did a belief in God become a viable argument for election? And how desperate to have to lie about it?
Oct
14
I love Monty Python
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I loved Monty Python when I was a kid. “The Holy Grail” is still on my list of top ten movies of all time, “The Ministry of Silly Walks” was probably one of the first skits I imitated as a kid and I’ve referenced “The Argument Clinic” in posts.
John Cleese is comedic genius in almost everything he’s done. In addition he’s a thoughtful, intelligent guy. Not to mention funny as hell.
He was asked about Palin (not Micheal) recently. Here’s the interview:
Oct
13
Nailin’ Palin
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Coming to a porn shop near you, hopefully before the election, the long awaited Palin sex video.
Okay, it’s not really her, doesn’t really look like her, but it’s based on her.
Okay, it’s not really based her on her. In fact it has nothing to do with her. It’s just got her name in it, sort of.
Nailin Paylin takes us on a wild journey in Alaska when Russians come knocking at Sarah’s back door. Get it? Back door? This is great stuff.
Another Larry Flynt, just in time for Christmas and the elections, miracle. I wonder if the fact they got it out so fast qualifies it as a quickie.
Looks like they found a 49-year-old porn star to play Hillary too. Yeesh, she almosts looks like the real thing. Who would want to see that? Bill didn’t even what to see that.
Oct
11
After watching that Palin-getting-booed video I gotta say I found it a little odd that she kissed that guy.
Does anyone else find it completely inappropriate for a VP, or even potential VP, or anyone holding that level of public office to kiss a hockey player? Isn’t that more of a Miss America move as oppossed to that of a high ranking government official? Color me prudish, but I wonder what FOX would have said if Hillary did that.
Oct
11
McCain: backpeddling or soul searching?
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Okay, don’t bash me, I’m not defending the guy and I’m not condoning what his campaign did. I’ve always thought McCain was a decent guy. Maybe not someone I’d want to be President of the United States, but I liked the McCain 2000 model. The one who ran against the current jackass. The McCain 2008 model seems to have sold out and decided that playing dirty was acceptable.
Some things have changed. Whether this come to Jesus moment is a result of some soul searching or a tactic or strategy (I always screw those two up. John? Little help here) is another question. A question we’re probably going to have to wait to have answered in a few days.
But it’s a small relief to see him showing a little bit of scrupulous behavior.
Here’s one clip.
And here’s another even slightly scarier clip.
This one’s a little long, but it is worth it. McCain on MSNBC. Sit back, relax, watch the whole thing.
Oct
10
The Sheriff with balls
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I never thought I’d be saying this, but there’s a Sheriff in Illinois who has shown some serious balls, by refusing to evict people whose homes are in foreclosure.
Here’s the story:
Oct
10
Holy shit, just like the diner episode I posted, FOX can’t handle reporting. Let’s see, reporting the news is like telling time. Someone asks you what time it is, you look at a clock, and you tell them what time it is, according to the clock. Not what you wish the time was.
Jon Stewart put together a collection. The last clip is a lot like the diner episode.
